CRAB LEGS 🦀 & CHATURANGAS 🧘🏽: THE PEARL blog

EVERY BODY IS A BIKINI BODY
Let’s get something straight: there’s no such thing as getting your body bikini ready. All bodies come bikini-ready. If you have a body and a bikini, you’re ready. No diets, detoxes, or drastic workout plans required.

IS THIS CRINGE? 😬
“Cringe” is not just about pointing out the awkward à la Jerry Seinfeld; it's a way to navigate authenticity in a world saturated with curated online personas.

No Grit, No Pearl, or, an Ode to the Celebrity Mole
“WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT HER MOLE?”